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Friday, February 5, 2010

♥ Change

It's time for a new start.

www.now-you-know-your-abc.blogspot.com

But, I still love beardpapa-cookiechoux coco creampuff all the same.

I AM GRUMPY.
11:20 PM

Thursday, January 7, 2010

♥ A List of Stupid Things

What a pathetic blog. It just keeps dying and dying and lalala, the owner just cannot be bothered to do anything.

A very good day to my readers and Sherry proudly presents a research paper titled 'A List of Stupid Things'. The aim of this post is to commerate the stupid things that Sherry did with Jun, whereas its objective most probably revolves around entertaining a handful of readers who still bothers to visit this blog. The word count remains unclear and please accept my apologies for not using double spacing and font Arial with fontsize 11.

( As if Project Work is not enough, as if GP research paper is not enough, thanks a lot I still have CSC-IS report to keep me entertained. )

To keep things comprehensive, I guess numbering the points would help the most. Nobody likes to read a ten page document saved in the PDF format. Prove me wrong =]

1) Haircut (Part One):

It all began with Jun wanted to get a high model cut, but she's too shy to ask. As such, she made Sherry go around all the salons in Vivo and Harbourfront, pretending to seek advices on my hair. LIKE PLEASE, I'm not even the one cutting.

Every convo goes this way,

Sherry: " Hi, I wanna have a haircut but I'm not sure if I suit keeping long hair or short hair better."

Reply: " Just keep your hair long girl, most girls suit having long hair."

Sherry: " Oh, I see. My friend here is also interested in cutting her hair, so do you think that her hair suits a high model cut?"

And there Jun stands behind Sherry, smiling amiably.

If you do not know what's a high model cut, google it. And an amazingly discovery, all high class hair salons do not provide hairstyling books which you can point to and go, "Hey, I want this hairstyle."

2) Haircut (Part Two):

Jun finally decided to get her hairstyle after forever at JP Creative zone I guess. It's beside the cinema, for those who wanna check out the salon. And the intelligent duo went in there after hiding in a corner and scrutinizing the hair of one particular hairstylist cause' it was damn cool. The hair was dyed white and despite being short, it just makes its owner look like a figure walking out of the manga series. So Jun happily went in and told a guy who came forward to serve them enthusiatically, "Will I look nice if I cut the hair of that particular girl?" Stunned, the guy totally went "Huh?" and he got that person to come over. And guess what, THAT MANGA CHARACTER IS A SUPER FAIR GUY. Throughout the whole haircut, he was leaning so close to Jun, I almost slaughtered her right on the spot.><

3) Clothes :

Actually, there is nothing to blog about for this part. It's just that mobile stalls selling clothes in Fareast do not have changing rooms for their customers like OBVIOUSLY, but poor Sherry just fell in love with a Korean style shirt and skirt. She was INSTRUCTED by Jun to just put it on to try the sizes despite wearing a Table-tennis Tee and FBTs within. Stupidly, one of her legs got stuck while trying to pull up the skirt so she started hopping around and instead of rendering aid, Jun just started to laugh. And thanks alot, a bunch of SUPER CHIO babes in their teens as well HAD TO WALK PAST and lala, they started laughing TOO. Life's good.xD

4) Bags :

The two spent the whole afternoon walking around in Orchard trying to find Jun her beloved school bag. She couldn't decide whether to get a England mailboy kinda bag, a PUMA bag, a NUM bag or a NIKE bag. As a result, Sherry was forced to walk from Fareast to Tangs to that whatever Lock place near Shaw then to Taka. WHY?

She actually intended to get her 95 bucks Nike bag at Tangs already, and since it was the last piece, we checked it CAREFULLY. The salesguy searched in vain for another new piece so he patiently waited for us to scrutinize the bag and when we were finally done, he took us to the counter. And Jun happily took out the 40 bucks vouchers that she has been flaunting about to Sherry since forever and passed it to the cashier. The lady was shocked and went, "These are Taka vouchers???" I was super amazed to hear Jun going calmly, "Oh, then cancel this order. I'm sorry." After which, she kept apologising profusely and the salesguy was still nice enough to go " It's perfectly okay. " So, the both of us calmly walked out of Tangs. It was only when we got out of that STUPID place, we broke out into hysterical laughter.

This is totally cooler than asking for a plate of chicken rice without chicken in a hawker center right? Thanks alot luh my dear girl, I haven't been so embarassed since I was born yo.LMAO. The best part was that when we walked to Taka to realise that they did not even have the model we wanted.><

Just a suggestion, if you are seriously bored someday, try asking for cheesefries at Mac =]

5) Finding with a bunch of aunties over OP clothes priced at 3 for $10.

6) Sherry squatting in the middle of Orchard Road cause' she was too tired to walk anymore.

7) Sherry seeing a female actor hosting that whatever 一句对不起 show in Taka and totally walked in her direction until Jun shouted "Where are you going?" I was then jolted awake.

8) Jun refusing to return me my 千机变 since 3 years ago.

9) Jun whining continuously that she wanna a 20bucks white colour file just because the graphic on it was artistic. I had to pull her away as if she's a big kid who doesn't get to buy the toy she wants.=.=

10) Jun STILL whining continuously that she wanna have Mac when there was none in sight.

I realised, we all have our childish moments. Afterall.

That's the reason why friends are always around.

To share these moments.

I AM GRUMPY.
6:22 PM

Sunday, November 29, 2009

♥ 爱错

北风毫不留情 把叶子吹落
脆弱的她选择了逃脱
叶子失去消息风才感觉寂寞
整个冬天北风的痛没人能说

我从来没想过 我会这样做
从来没爱过 所以爱错
我从哪里起飞 从哪里降落
多少不能原谅的错 却不能重来过

翻开回忆角落 完美的生活
以为幸福都可以掌握
仔细回味当初 那个故事背后
OH 原来是我 犯下从没承认的错

我从来没想过 我会这样做
从来没爱过 所以爱错
我从哪里起飞 从哪里降落
多少不能原谅的错 却不能重来过

在这少了你的世界
OH 找不回那些感觉 其实我不想道别
那些过去

我从来没想过 我会这样做
从来没爱过所以爱错(从来没有爱过那么认真)
我从哪里起飞 从哪里降落
多少不能原谅的错 却不能重来过

我从来没想过 我会这样做
从来没爱过 所以爱错
我从哪里起飞 从哪里降落
多少不能原谅的错 请你原谅我的爱错

希望雨后终究会放晴

I AM GRUMPY.
5:12 AM

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

♥ Love Story

明明心里痛到要死又死不肯承认。

为了什么?

不是面子的问题。

月佬月佬,越老越糊涂。牵错了红线就算了,把她绑在树上又打死不放她下来。拜托,听说她有惧高症啊。

一开始,我听见她叫。不,是惨叫。

悲啊!悲啊!

树上的猿猴都受不了她的鬼哭狼嚎,树还没倒,猴孙先散。

两只鹂鸟却停留在枝头上,听她鬼叫。许是嗓子哑了,许是恍然觉得不好意思了,她终于不叫了。她开始爬,一步一步地往上爬,爬到了树的最顶端。

坐在那儿,她抬头仰望着天空。这时,其中一只鹂鸟飞到了她的身边,叽叽喳喳地叫个不停。转过身,才发现,另一只鹂鸟已不知所踪。不知道是找它的同伴去了,还是被猎人射死了。自然,不希望是后者。

被绑着的时候,茂盛的树叶从四方八面侵袭而来。在伸手不见五指的黑暗中,挣扎了许久。好不容易爬到树顶的那一刻,突然好庆幸自己重新找到了另一片天空。

那片天空,依旧是蓝色的。

(废话,不然是什么颜色的。)

但是,总莫名其妙地觉得,那片天空并不属于自己。

如果只是因为陌生的缘故,那么会有习惯的可能吗?

我在树下静静地观察她,却意外地发现她的手上,仍系着那条红线,一直没有拆掉过...

这一刻,我才懂了。

是承诺的问题。

因为他曾经说过的那一句:

“我会爱你一辈子。”

I AM GRUMPY.
4:22 AM

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

♥ Friends

"When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead."

Try sitting down and start kicking your legs.

Floorball chalet's tommorrow, but my butt simply refuses to get out of the armchair that I'm currently sitting on now. It's gonna be a 3D2N chalet and as usual, the greedy pig prepared 4 packeted food and 4 packets of milo. The food includes Tom Yam cup noodles, Chicken Abalone cup noodles, Mee Goreng cup noodles and last but not the least, chicken porridge. I'm obviously not a big eater; the main problem lies with my highly active gastric. So yea, I'm innocent. Totally.

Another important reason why Sherry has to munch on cup noodles is because she's broke. Was supposed to accompany Jun to get her FBT shorts at Queens today after training, and amazingly I paid for a combi of FBT shirt and shorts together with her. So now, we have the same shirt and shorts despite the difference in colour. Mind you, it cost me 25 bucks yo. Thank god she was nice enough to be the loanshark, if not I would have to be reduced to embezzling FB fund. And honestly, I have no idea why I'm made to collect the money for the chalet because I totally have problems summing up 66 and 9. YuanYuanDe was still commenting that she is totally worried about the money being kept in my hands. Then the question is, WHY ME??? T.T

And sadly, no nice souls would volunteer to deliver lunch to Pasir Ris for Sherry. =[

“Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.”
-Eleanor Roosevelt

What if you open the door to your house and she leaves through the backdoor after taking what she needs?

What if you open the door to your house after the continuous ringing of your doorbell to realise that POOF she's gone?


And I really thought we could be...

I AM GRUMPY.
5:00 AM

Friday, November 13, 2009

♥ Memories

When it floods so heavily that you can't escape;

When it sinks so deeply that you can't forget;

When it hurts so badly that you can't cry.

Etched in the mind:

Memories.

And kindly tell me,
What can be worst than depriving someone of memories?

I AM GRUMPY.
6:41 AM

Thursday, November 12, 2009

♥ Laughter - the best medicine

Love is like a crystal ball.

Strong yet fragile.

What if the crystal ball shatters before your very eyes?

You can't cry.

It's a sign of weakness.

You can't scream.

It's a form of noise pollution.

Laugh.

This is what we call:

Embrace.

What doesn't destroy you makes you stronger.

I AM GRUMPY.
11:53 PM


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