Thursday, January 7, 2010
♥ A List of Stupid Things
What a pathetic blog. It just keeps dying and dying and lalala, the owner just cannot be bothered to do anything.
A very good day to my readers and Sherry proudly presents a research paper titled 'A List of Stupid Things'. The aim of this post is to commerate the stupid things that Sherry did with Jun, whereas its objective most probably revolves around entertaining a handful of readers who still bothers to visit this blog. The word count remains unclear and please accept my apologies for not using double spacing and font Arial with fontsize 11.
( As if Project Work is not enough, as if GP research paper is not enough, thanks a lot I still have CSC-IS report to keep me entertained. )
To keep things comprehensive, I guess numbering the points would help the most. Nobody likes to read a ten page document saved in the PDF format. Prove me wrong =]
1) Haircut (Part One):
It all began with Jun wanted to get a high model cut, but she's too shy to ask. As such, she made Sherry go around all the salons in Vivo and Harbourfront, pretending to seek advices on my hair. LIKE PLEASE, I'm not even the one cutting.
Every convo goes this way,
Sherry: " Hi, I wanna have a haircut but I'm not sure if I suit keeping long hair or short hair better."
Reply: " Just keep your hair long girl, most girls suit having long hair."
Sherry: " Oh, I see. My friend here is also interested in cutting her hair, so do you think that her hair suits a high model cut?"
And there Jun stands behind Sherry, smiling amiably.
If you do not know what's a high model cut, google it. And an amazingly discovery, all high class hair salons do not provide hairstyling books which you can point to and go, "Hey, I want this hairstyle."
2) Haircut (Part Two):
Jun finally decided to get her hairstyle after forever at JP Creative zone I guess. It's beside the cinema, for those who wanna check out the salon. And the intelligent duo went in there after hiding in a corner and scrutinizing the hair of one particular hairstylist cause' it was damn cool. The hair was dyed white and despite being short, it just makes its owner look like a figure walking out of the manga series. So Jun happily went in and told a guy who came forward to serve them enthusiatically, "Will I look nice if I cut the hair of that particular girl?" Stunned, the guy totally went "Huh?" and he got that person to come over. And guess what, THAT MANGA CHARACTER IS A SUPER FAIR GUY. Throughout the whole haircut, he was leaning so close to Jun, I almost slaughtered her right on the spot.><
3) Clothes :
Actually, there is nothing to blog about for this part. It's just that mobile stalls selling clothes in Fareast do not have changing rooms for their customers like OBVIOUSLY, but poor Sherry just fell in love with a Korean style shirt and skirt. She was INSTRUCTED by Jun to just put it on to try the sizes despite wearing a Table-tennis Tee and FBTs within. Stupidly, one of her legs got stuck while trying to pull up the skirt so she started hopping around and instead of rendering aid, Jun just started to laugh. And thanks alot, a bunch of SUPER CHIO babes in their teens as well HAD TO WALK PAST and lala, they started laughing TOO. Life's good.xD
4) Bags :
The two spent the whole afternoon walking around in Orchard trying to find Jun her beloved school bag. She couldn't decide whether to get a England mailboy kinda bag, a PUMA bag, a NUM bag or a NIKE bag. As a result, Sherry was forced to walk from Fareast to Tangs to that whatever Lock place near Shaw then to Taka. WHY?
She actually intended to get her 95 bucks Nike bag at Tangs already, and since it was the last piece, we checked it CAREFULLY. The salesguy searched in vain for another new piece so he patiently waited for us to scrutinize the bag and when we were finally done, he took us to the counter. And Jun happily took out the 40 bucks vouchers that she has been flaunting about to Sherry since forever and passed it to the cashier. The lady was shocked and went, "These are Taka vouchers???" I was super amazed to hear Jun going calmly, "Oh, then cancel this order. I'm sorry." After which, she kept apologising profusely and the salesguy was still nice enough to go " It's perfectly okay. " So, the both of us calmly walked out of Tangs. It was only when we got out of that STUPID place, we broke out into hysterical laughter.
This is totally cooler than asking for a plate of chicken rice without chicken in a hawker center right? Thanks alot luh my dear girl, I haven't been so embarassed since I was born yo.LMAO. The best part was that when we walked to Taka to realise that they did not even have the model we wanted.><
Just a suggestion, if you are seriously bored someday, try asking for cheesefries at Mac =]
5) Finding with a bunch of aunties over OP clothes priced at 3 for $10.
6) Sherry squatting in the middle of Orchard Road cause' she was too tired to walk anymore.
7) Sherry seeing a female actor hosting that whatever 一句对不起 show in Taka and totally walked in her direction until Jun shouted "Where are you going?" I was then jolted awake.
8) Jun refusing to return me my 千机变 since 3 years ago.
9) Jun whining continuously that she wanna a 20bucks white colour file just because the graphic on it was artistic. I had to pull her away as if she's a big kid who doesn't get to buy the toy she wants.=.=
10) Jun STILL whining continuously that she wanna have Mac when there was none in sight.
I realised, we all have our childish moments. Afterall.
That's the reason why friends are always around.
To share these moments.
A very good day to my readers and Sherry proudly presents a research paper titled 'A List of Stupid Things'. The aim of this post is to commerate the stupid things that Sherry did with Jun, whereas its objective most probably revolves around entertaining a handful of readers who still bothers to visit this blog. The word count remains unclear and please accept my apologies for not using double spacing and font Arial with fontsize 11.
( As if Project Work is not enough, as if GP research paper is not enough, thanks a lot I still have CSC-IS report to keep me entertained. )
To keep things comprehensive, I guess numbering the points would help the most. Nobody likes to read a ten page document saved in the PDF format. Prove me wrong =]
1) Haircut (Part One):
It all began with Jun wanted to get a high model cut, but she's too shy to ask. As such, she made Sherry go around all the salons in Vivo and Harbourfront, pretending to seek advices on my hair. LIKE PLEASE, I'm not even the one cutting.
Every convo goes this way,
Sherry: " Hi, I wanna have a haircut but I'm not sure if I suit keeping long hair or short hair better."
Reply: " Just keep your hair long girl, most girls suit having long hair."
Sherry: " Oh, I see. My friend here is also interested in cutting her hair, so do you think that her hair suits a high model cut?"
And there Jun stands behind Sherry, smiling amiably.
If you do not know what's a high model cut, google it. And an amazingly discovery, all high class hair salons do not provide hairstyling books which you can point to and go, "Hey, I want this hairstyle."
2) Haircut (Part Two):
Jun finally decided to get her hairstyle after forever at JP Creative zone I guess. It's beside the cinema, for those who wanna check out the salon. And the intelligent duo went in there after hiding in a corner and scrutinizing the hair of one particular hairstylist cause' it was damn cool. The hair was dyed white and despite being short, it just makes its owner look like a figure walking out of the manga series. So Jun happily went in and told a guy who came forward to serve them enthusiatically, "Will I look nice if I cut the hair of that particular girl?" Stunned, the guy totally went "Huh?" and he got that person to come over. And guess what, THAT MANGA CHARACTER IS A SUPER FAIR GUY. Throughout the whole haircut, he was leaning so close to Jun, I almost slaughtered her right on the spot.><
3) Clothes :
Actually, there is nothing to blog about for this part. It's just that mobile stalls selling clothes in Fareast do not have changing rooms for their customers like OBVIOUSLY, but poor Sherry just fell in love with a Korean style shirt and skirt. She was INSTRUCTED by Jun to just put it on to try the sizes despite wearing a Table-tennis Tee and FBTs within. Stupidly, one of her legs got stuck while trying to pull up the skirt so she started hopping around and instead of rendering aid, Jun just started to laugh. And thanks alot, a bunch of SUPER CHIO babes in their teens as well HAD TO WALK PAST and lala, they started laughing TOO. Life's good.xD
4) Bags :
The two spent the whole afternoon walking around in Orchard trying to find Jun her beloved school bag. She couldn't decide whether to get a England mailboy kinda bag, a PUMA bag, a NUM bag or a NIKE bag. As a result, Sherry was forced to walk from Fareast to Tangs to that whatever Lock place near Shaw then to Taka. WHY?
She actually intended to get her 95 bucks Nike bag at Tangs already, and since it was the last piece, we checked it CAREFULLY. The salesguy searched in vain for another new piece so he patiently waited for us to scrutinize the bag and when we were finally done, he took us to the counter. And Jun happily took out the 40 bucks vouchers that she has been flaunting about to Sherry since forever and passed it to the cashier. The lady was shocked and went, "These are Taka vouchers???" I was super amazed to hear Jun going calmly, "Oh, then cancel this order. I'm sorry." After which, she kept apologising profusely and the salesguy was still nice enough to go " It's perfectly okay. " So, the both of us calmly walked out of Tangs. It was only when we got out of that STUPID place, we broke out into hysterical laughter.
This is totally cooler than asking for a plate of chicken rice without chicken in a hawker center right? Thanks alot luh my dear girl, I haven't been so embarassed since I was born yo.LMAO. The best part was that when we walked to Taka to realise that they did not even have the model we wanted.><
Just a suggestion, if you are seriously bored someday, try asking for cheesefries at Mac =]
5) Finding with a bunch of aunties over OP clothes priced at 3 for $10.
6) Sherry squatting in the middle of Orchard Road cause' she was too tired to walk anymore.
7) Sherry seeing a female actor hosting that whatever 一句对不起 show in Taka and totally walked in her direction until Jun shouted "Where are you going?" I was then jolted awake.
8) Jun refusing to return me my 千机变 since 3 years ago.
9) Jun whining continuously that she wanna a 20bucks white colour file just because the graphic on it was artistic. I had to pull her away as if she's a big kid who doesn't get to buy the toy she wants.=.=
10) Jun STILL whining continuously that she wanna have Mac when there was none in sight.
I realised, we all have our childish moments. Afterall.
That's the reason why friends are always around.
To share these moments.
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